Dear Uncle Phil,
If you are reading this, I want you to know that I am very sad that I haven't seen you in fooorrrevvver! Do you not miss me? I miss you very much. You are now required to bring me a new sqeaky toy, and take me for a long walk to make up for lost times, the next time you are over. I'm holding your human paw to it!
Lots of Love Licks!